what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
this is one of the few posts on here to actually make me laugh so hard I cry
someone asked for rebloggable version
vajeeper
omfg
The girlfriend experience
> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.
> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.
It’s too adorable not to reblog again.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
…Did Brittney Matthews write this?
Pokémon fan art of my boyfriend’s dream team.
Art took about 15 hours total as first real attempt at it, loved doing it though.
(stances are from Pokédex entires, not original poses)
This is literally my favorite post on tumblr.
actually laughed lol
(Source: thereallesmiscaptions)
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
(Source: imjust-thatawkward)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post