• bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
trumpetsconfirmed:

nice job poisoning your own mudkip you shithead

trumpetsconfirmed:

nice job poisoning your own mudkip you shithead

(Source: awesomesower)

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford)

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

undeadthug:

Jessie J accidentally pressed the button x)

this is sort of like when she accidentally became bisexual 

(Source: fseventh)

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

(Source: leaveatrail)

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t)

(Source: thekingofqueens)

burgertv:

Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed

(Source: BURGERTV)

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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(Source: purelypixar)

darkwingsnark:


He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 
darkwingsnark:


He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba)

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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chalkos:

sail

(Source: seaincense)

  1. Camera: Motorola Droid
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/253th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian