It’s happened! Finally started my first Nuzlocke challenge!!

Started off with a female Totodile nicknamed ‘Kokomo’

and I have just caught my first Pokémon! A male pidgey named Twerky!

already attached to them. uh oh.

ayookacey:

This show is amazing

(Source: bobs-burgers-gifs)

cinnamid:

The bees never bothered me anyway 

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson)

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life)

zistonian-battle-sign:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

buttsexsubtext:

Dear God

stark naked

did u just

(Source: gagegoslowly)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

zistonian-battle-sign:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

buttsexsubtext:

Dear God

stark naked

did u just

(Source: gagegoslowly)

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch)